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<embed src="http://player.bgmstore.net/nceU2" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="422" height="180" /><br><a href="http://bgmstore.net/view/nceU2" target="_blank">BGM정보 : 브금저장소 - http://bgmstore.net/view/nceU2</a> <p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">따봉북하다가 자랑 허세부리는 애들 글 보다가 생각나서 끼적일게</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">울 아버지가 좀 능력은 부족하셨지만 생각은 올바르셨거든</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">자주 덕담 들려줬는데 "자랑질할 것의 기준"을 말해준게 떠오른다.</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">...</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">내가 딱 중2였을때 슬램덩크하면 다들 죽었었어</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">특히 운동화로 지랄들 떨었는데 에어조던 시리즈</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">에어조던하면 다들 기절했지 나이키매장 온사방팔방 뒤지고 다녀도 한켤레 보기 힘들던 대박물건</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><a class="highslide highslide-move" href="http://cache2.ilbe.com/cache.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcfs6.blog.daum.net%2Fimage%2F28%2Fblog%2F2007%2F09%2F16%2F14%2F36%2F46ecc0c4ac363%26filename%3D1%2520%25EA%25B0%2595%25EB%25B0%25B1%25ED%2598%25B8.jpg" style="color: rgb(136, 136, 136); text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://cache2.ilbe.com/cache.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcfs6.blog.daum.net%2Fimage%2F28%2Fblog%2F2007%2F09%2F16%2F14%2F36%2F46ecc0c4ac363%26filename%3D1%2520%25EA%25B0%2595%25EB%25B0%25B1%25ED%2598%25B8.jpg" height="375" width="500" alt="" style="border: none; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; padding-bottom: 8px;"></a></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">이랬던가 워낙 오래전이라 기억이 안나는데 아마 이게 맞을거다.</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">이게 우리 학교 가는길에 있는 나이키매장에 딱! 보이는거야.</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">얼핏봤는데 내발싸이즈랑 딱 맞아보이는 놈!</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">난 눈 뒤집혀서 그날저녁 아버지에게 석고대죄하는 포즈로 사달라고 졸랐지</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">음....</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">아버지의 장고가 시작되었고 그 순간에도 어떤 씨발놈이 사가면 어쩌나 노심초사하면서 기다렸지</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">"두가지만 생각해보고 괜찮으면 사주마"</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">"네!"</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">"그 신발이 훌륭하다고 생각하냐?"</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">"당연하죠!"</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">"잃어버리거나 빼앗길 수 있지 않냐?</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">"걱정마세요!"</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">음...</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">또다시 한참 고민하시더니</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">"가자."</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">쿨하게 한마디 하시고 그날저녁 바로 가서 사주셨다.</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">진짜 그날저녁 신발 신고 잤던 기억이 아직도 생생하다.</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">다음날 가자마자 개새끼들이 존나 신고식 밟아대서 걸레되고</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">한 두달정도 뒤에 도서관에서 슬리퍼로 갈아신고 벗어놨는데 도둑맞음 아 씨발</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">잃어버렸다고 하니 '거봐라 병신아'하는 표정으로 쳐다보던 아버지 얼굴표정을 아직도 잊지 못하겠다.</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">생각해보면 진짜 그말이 맞는거같다.</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">"남보기 훌륭하고 빼앗기지 않을거만 자랑하기"</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">돈자랑 물건자랑 여친자랑 해봐야 부럽지만 병신같다고 느껴지는 것도 그런 이유때문이 아닐까</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">결국 물건은 어떻게든 빼앗기거나 잃어버리거나 망가질거니까 내손을 떠날거고</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">자랑질 할건 내몸에 익은 재능뿐이지 않을까 싶다.</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">손연재나 박태환등등 보면 참 대단하다 싶다.</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">저런 재주 가진 사람 보면 항상 부럽고 대단하단 생각만 든다.</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">한줄 요약</p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br></p><p style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Gulim; line-height: 19px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">1) 자랑질은 자기몸에 익힌 재능 자랑이 甲</p><div class="autosourcing-stub"><br></div><p></p>

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