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증권가의 사기꾼들

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<span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">증권가의 사기꾼들</span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"> </span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">돈이 꼬이는 곳에 사기꾼들이 넘실거린다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">.</span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"> </span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">증권 방송이나 주식관련 방송을 하게 되면 반드시 마주하는 문구가 있다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">. </span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">투자판단의 책임은 본인에게 있다는 점에 유의</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">~</span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">모든 투자 책임은 본인에게 있다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">~</span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">다른 말로 표현 하자면</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">~ </span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">나 사기꾼이니 믿지 마세요</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">!!! </span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"> </span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">사기는 돈과 관련되기에 본질은 무책임에 있다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">. </span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">다른 범죄들</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">~ </span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">물건을 훔치고 그 후 돌려 줬다고 </span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">절도 행위가 선하게 되지 않고</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">~ </span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">죽은 자는 다시 살아나지 않는다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">!!!</span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">그러나 사기는 책임을 지면 결코 성립될 수 없다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">!!!</span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"> </span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">증권 방송이나 주식 관련 방송을 하는 자들은</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">~ </span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">절대로 자신에게 책임을 묻지 말라고 하면서 장난을 친다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">.</span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">이런 자들이 사기꾼이 아니면</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">~ </span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">누가 사기꾼이겠는가</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">!!! </span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">((</span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">신중에 신중을 기하면서 신중한 투자를 권하고</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">~ </span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">유익한 정보를 주는 자들을 말하는 게 아니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">!!!)) </span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"> </span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">삼전은 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">2~3</span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">만원</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">(100~150</span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">만원</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">) </span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">할 때부터</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">~</span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">분기별 순이익이 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">10</span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">조는 무조건 넘었고</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">~ </span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">보통 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">15~20</span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">조 정도였다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">.</span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">당시 환율 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">1000</span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">원 정도</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">~ </span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">지금의 환율 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">1500</span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">원을 환산하여</span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">계산하면 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">30</span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">조가 된다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">. </span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"> </span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">삼전이 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">50</span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">조 벌었느니 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">100</span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">조 벌었느니 설레발치는데</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">~ </span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">그래봐야 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">3</span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">만원 시절에 두 배도 안 되고</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">~</span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">100</span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">조 해봐야 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">3</span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">배이다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">. </span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">그렇다면 주가는 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">9</span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">만원</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">~~~</span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">근데 현실은 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">35</span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">만원</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">~~~~</span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"> </span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">더 웃긴 건</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">~ </span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">반도체 호황이 지속 된다고 더 사라고고고</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">~~~ </span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">자신 있게 떠든다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">!!! </span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">호황 지속을 어떻게 알 수 있는지 갈켜주라</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">~~~ </span></span></span></span><br><span style="text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:12.0pt">닉스까지 언급하기는 그렇다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">!!! </span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">삼전</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">-</span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">닉스</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">~ </span></span></span><span style="font-size:12.0pt">과열을 넘어 투기 광풍이다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt"><span style="font-family:함초롬바탕"><span style="letter-spacing:0.0pt">!!!</span></span></span></span><br> 

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