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<p style="border:0px; margin:0px; padding:0px"> </p><p style="border:0px; margin:0px; padding:0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width:0px; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:13px"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="font-variant-ligatures:normal"><span style="font-variant-caps:normal"><span style="font-variant-numeric:inherit"><span style="font-variant-east-asian:inherit"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-stretch:inherit"><span style="line-height:20px"><span style="font-family:Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif"><span style="vertical-align:baseline"><span style="outline:none"><span style="box-sizing:border-box"><span style="color:#333333"><span style="letter-spacing:-0.7px"><span style="orphans:2"><span style="text-transform:none"><span style="white-space:normal"><span style="widows:2"><span style="word-spacing:0px"><span style="text-decoration-thickness:initial"><span style="text-decoration-style:initial"><span style="text-decoration-color:initial"><span style="background-color:#a9c6d9"><strong><font color="#013add"><font size="3"><font color="#8c044b"><거짓말 약></font><br><br>거짓말을 하면 '뿅' 하고 소리가 나는 신기한 약을 구입한 엄마.<br><br>매일같이 새벽이 되어서 들어오는 딸과 함께 약을 먹고는<br><br>따지기 시작했다.<br><br>"너 간밤에 어디서 자고 들어왔어?"<br><br>"친구 집에서요" '뿅'<br><br>"거짓말 마! 어느 놈이랑 잔거야?"<br><br>"자긴 누구랑 잣다고 그래요." '뿅'<br><br>"솔직히 말해! 너 몇번이나 그 짓 했어?"</font></font></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="border:0px; margin:0px; padding:0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width:0px; text-align:justify"><br><span style="font-size:13px"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="font-variant-ligatures:normal"><span style="font-variant-caps:normal"><span style="font-variant-numeric:inherit"><span style="font-variant-east-asian:inherit"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-stretch:inherit"><span style="line-height:20px"><span style="font-family:Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif"><span style="vertical-align:baseline"><span style="outline:none"><span style="box-sizing:border-box"><span style="color:#333333"><span style="letter-spacing:-0.7px"><span style="orphans:2"><span style="text-transform:none"><span style="white-space:normal"><span style="widows:2"><span style="word-spacing:0px"><span style="text-decoration-thickness:initial"><span style="text-decoration-style:initial"><span style="text-decoration-color:initial"><span style="background-color:#a9c6d9"><strong><font color="#013add"><font size="3">"딱 한 번..." '뿅'<br><br>"첨이요." '뿅'<br><br>"세상에 엄만 너만 할 때 그런 짓 단 한 번도 한적이 없어!" '뿅~ 뿅~ 뿅'</font></font></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="border:0px; margin:0px; padding:0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width:0px; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:13px"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="font-variant-ligatures:normal"><span style="font-variant-caps:normal"><span style="font-variant-numeric:inherit"><span style="font-variant-east-asian:inherit"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-stretch:inherit"><span style="line-height:20px"><span style="font-family:Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif"><span style="vertical-align:baseline"><span style="outline:none"><span style="box-sizing:border-box"><span style="color:#333333"><span style="letter-spacing:-0.7px"><span style="orphans:2"><span style="text-transform:none"><span style="white-space:normal"><span style="widows:2"><span style="word-spacing:0px"><span style="text-decoration-thickness:initial"><span style="text-decoration-style:initial"><span style="text-decoration-color:initial"><span style="background-color:#a9c6d9"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="border:0px; margin:0px; padding:0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width:0px; text-align:justify"><span style="font-size:13px"><span style="font-style:normal"><span style="font-variant-ligatures:normal"><span style="font-variant-caps:normal"><span style="font-variant-numeric:inherit"><span style="font-variant-east-asian:inherit"><span style="font-weight:400"><span style="font-stretch:inherit"><span style="line-height:20px"><span style="font-family:Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif"><span style="vertical-align:baseline"><span style="outline:none"><span style="box-sizing:border-box"><span style="color:#333333"><span style="letter-spacing:-0.7px"><span style="orphans:2"><span style="text-transform:none"><span style="white-space:normal"><span style="widows:2"><span style="word-spacing:0px"><span style="text-decoration-thickness:initial"><span style="text-decoration-style:initial"><span style="text-decoration-color:initial"><span style="background-color:#a9c6d9"><strong><font color="#013add"><font size="3"> </font></font></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><center style="margin:0px; padding:0px; border:0px; font-style:normal; font-variant-ligatures:normal; font-variant-caps:normal; font-variant-numeric:inherit; font-variant-east-asian:inherit; font-weight:400; font-stretch:inherit; font-size:13px; line-height:20px; font-family:Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif; vertical-align:baseline; outline:none; box-sizing:border-box; color:#333333; letter-spacing:-0.7px; orphans:2; text-transform:none; white-space:normal; widows:2; word-spacing:0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width:0px; text-decoration-thickness:initial; text-decoration-style:initial; text-decoration-color:initial; background-color:#a9c6d9"><br><strong><font color="#013add"><font size="3"><font color="#8c044b"><할머니의 항변></font><br><br>주일에 목사가 열심히 설교를 하고 있는데 청년 하나가<br><br>끄벅꾸벅 졸고 있었다.<br><br>순간적으로 짜증이 남 목사, 버럭 화를 내며 청년 옆에서<br><br>열심히 설교를 듣고 있던 할머니에게 말했다.<br><br>"아, 할머니, 자고 있는 그 청년 좀 깨우세요."<br><br>그러자 애꿎게 야단맞았다고 생각한 할머니가<br><br>낮은 소리로 중얼거렸다.<br><br><font color="#c8056a">"재우긴 자기가 재워놓고 왜 날 보고 깨우라 난리여!'</font></font></font></strong></center><center style="margin:0px; 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letter-spacing:-0.7px; orphans:2; text-transform:none; white-space:normal; widows:2; word-spacing:0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width:0px; text-decoration-thickness:initial; text-decoration-style:initial; text-decoration-color:initial; background-color:#a9c6d9"> </center><center style="margin:0px; padding:0px; border:0px; font-style:normal; font-variant-ligatures:normal; font-variant-caps:normal; font-variant-numeric:inherit; font-variant-east-asian:inherit; font-weight:400; font-stretch:inherit; font-size:13px; line-height:20px; font-family:Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif; vertical-align:baseline; outline:none; box-sizing:border-box; color:#333333; letter-spacing:-0.7px; orphans:2; text-transform:none; white-space:normal; widows:2; word-spacing:0px; -webkit-text-stroke-width:0px; text-decoration-thickness:initial; text-decoration-style:initial; text-decoration-color:initial; background-color:#a9c6d9"> </center><center style="margin:0px; padding:0px; border:0px; font-style:normal; font-variant-ligatures:normal; 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margin:0px; padding:0px"><span style="font-size:12pt"><span style="font-style:inherit"><span style="font-variant:inherit"><span style="font-weight:inherit"><span style="font-stretch:inherit"><span style="line-height:1.5"><span style="font-family:Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif"><span style="vertical-align:baseline"><span style="outline:none"><span style="box-sizing:border-box"><span style="color:#333333"><strong><font size="3"><font face="Batang"><font color="#3a32c3"><font size="3">"이봐! 직업이 뭐야?"<br>"빈부차이를 없애려고 밤낮으로 노력하는 사회 운동가입니다."<br><br>"넌 꼭 혼자 하는데 짝은 없나?"<br>"세상에 믿을 놈이 있어야지요."<br><br>"마누라도 도망갔다면서...?"<br>"그거야 또 훔쳐오면 되죠."</font></font></font></font></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p align="center" style="border:0px; margin:0px; padding:0px"> </p><p align="center" style="border:0px; margin:0px; padding:0px"> </p><p align="center" style="border:0px; margin:0px; padding:0px"> </p><p align="center" style="border:0px; margin:0px; padding:0px"><span style="font-size:12pt"><span style="font-style:inherit"><span style="font-variant:inherit"><span style="font-weight:inherit"><span style="font-stretch:inherit"><span style="line-height:1.5"><span style="font-family:Gulim, AppleGothic, sans-serif"><span style="vertical-align:baseline"><span style="outline:none"><span style="box-sizing:border-box"><span style="color:#333333"><strong><font size="3"><font face="Batang"><font color="#3a32c3"><font size="3"><span style="border:0px; 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